WHEN KEEPIN IT REAL GOES WRONG

Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo. Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries. When an asked what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." According to a Newark Police Division report, Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4 (a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a "strange motorized machine" before the crash). Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded.

IT BEGINS!!

METAL MONDAY

robots are made out of metal.

My two favorite things... together?

The only way this could be better is if naked hot chicks were riding trails in the background with dragons fighting each other.

-Chaz

Dirt Fantasy Downhill

Team Name: Team Ramrod

Rachel Atherton 225,000
Matti Leihkonen 125,000
Ben Reid 25,000
Aaron Gwin 125,000

Total=500,000

Team Manager: Chaz Sponsel



Your Team awaits: http://dirtmag.co.uk/news/category/events/dirt-fantasy-downhill-competition1/dirt-1234748.html

The Fighting Cholitas

Fuck you shamwow guy.

Yeah, Billy Mays was there first.

Billy Fucking Lewis

Billy Lewis/DollyCam Test from Aaron Lutze on Vimeo.




Billy Lewis - Slow Motion from Aaron Lutze on Vimeo.




Results when searching billy lewis on google:

























Also, searching billy lewis brought up the TSOR, or the Tennessee Sexual Offender Registry. Dialed:







































Your blog sucks.

good stuff. . .

we win at fun.

four wheels?

METAL MONDAY

KICK MONDAY IN THE THROAT!

little bikes

Subrosa Cheers Brother! (Brighton Ain't Ready Bonus Section) from Subrosa Brand on Vimeo.
so ryan sheer is a badass and from the NW and he started this company.
pretty sweet oh and this is his car.

also hoang tran is totally nuts.

Other things that are rad: Ski racing

Amazing.



Your team:























Our Team:

Look at her hands

Don't ask me where I saw this:

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/jwl/1079915908.html

















Seriously, look at her hands

Custom helmet paint ideas: inspiration

METAL MONDAYS

Mondays suck.

Metal no suck!

Right coast

but oh so wrong.

People who are rad: The Baaron

People I think are cool: Tony

Truly the unsung hero of Tonicfab. While Landon runs the blog, shines his pearly whites, and gets all the girls, Tony is behind the scenes, hooking us up with some of the coolest original artwork, both in metal and on paper, ever. Go Tony.

Why does everybody hate Sam Hill?

He wears black now, and doesn't race in a t-shirt anymore. Get over it.
















Everybody hates Sam Hill because he wins a lot. People hated Fabien Barel for the same reason, but at least there was still a justifiable reason to hate him: he's french.

People hate Sam Hill because he's too good? Please. How can you hate this:






















Trail photos soon,

-Chaz

Baaronbot 08/Sam Hill 05

I hate spanish class.

Things that are cool: berms

If you haven't noticed, we at team robot are pretty big fans of berms. I like berms.

Aussies: something in the water

brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Team Robot:: Full Retard or nothing

Team Robot is here for you, as long as you are a lame, hollow shell of an individual, hunched over a computer for far too long, who checks unfunny bike-blogs in an attempt to find meaning in his pitiful life.

Professional acting advice notwithstanding, Team Robot is committed to bringing your bike news at Full Retard.

















Team Robot: Pinned at Full Retard.

Little bikes little rides

Tonic Fab bitches

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