Charlie's Fonsucksalotana report

1. I suck. Don't ever look at Semi-pro results for this race.

2. California sucks.

3. Pedaling sucks.

4. No, really, North California has 15 different mariachi stations available at any given position on I-5, out of 25 available radio stations. The other ten play country and Blink182.

5. I find my self strangely entranced by country music and Blink182.

6. Kovarik is a freakin animal