Eddy Merkin: Can anything stop the animal?

All of the goodness in this post was stolen from our friend Kyle's blog for his (also) imaginary bike team that doesn't actually exist but has a retarded blog that the three or so of them post things on that no one reads, a little team called Eddy Merkin.







This shit's for real. Their team has a logo and everything. If you don't get the joke, check wikipedia for any listings on what a "merkin" is.

Anway, their team is awesome. They beat us in the "badass taglines" category, here's just a small sample of ditilled awesome from their 4 page list:

Eddy Merkin:
Sorry about your confidence

Eddy Merkin:
Shot putting innocence

Eddy Merkin:
Is down if you are

Eddy Merkin:
Breathe it in

Eddy Merkin:
Dries his hands on gods beard

Eddy Merkin:
I win

Eddy Merkin:
Full on hard on

Eddy Merkin:
Can anything stop the animal?

Eddy Merkin:
Allows Gravity

Eddy Merkin:
“Thanks, I know.”


Team Robot:
Yeah, I know, they're winning.



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More goodness from Team Eddy:




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I stole everything off their page.