Douche. You could easily miss one of the finer details of this picture, because only the thorough and vigilant douche-eye will pick up the faint Alpinestars graphic on his T-shirt. Perfect.
Douche. By the way, you might want to go easy on the rockstar stickers next time, boss. Again, please note T-shirt selection.
Sick footjam. Total bummer. Again, note his hand going for the maxle, in desperation. Excellent timing.
