For a couple weeks now, I too have been looking forward to Metal Mondays, and when I show up Tuesday morning to no metal, those Tuesdays have been pretty rough. I even tried to post my own Metal Monday with Anal Cunt, but Patrick pointed out that Anal Cunt isn't metal, and that I suck.
For every week that Patrick forgets to post on Metal Mondays, I'll be bringing you "That was the Tits Tuesdays."
Because when Van Halen still had Dave, that was the tits: