500th post/snake robots/Metal Monday/more to waste your time

Being that this is the 500th post for TEAMROBOTKILLSYOURFACE.com, I thought I'd give some simple math to explain the significance of this event:

TEAM ROBOT+500=way better than your team



Here's some genuine robot related fear for you weak humans:



That's right humans, ROBOT snakes. Your days are numbered.




PLAY THIS NOW, then scroll down:





Then play this after muting it, with Slayer at full blast:




Then this (you'd better be playing Slayer):





Now play this after muting the BBC narrator:





Now this:




You're welcome.



This is also pretty rad:




*ucking in the great white north:

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