Things you can't do #1: Scrub.
Above: Ian Morrison, one of four or five riders who can actually scrub, going down with the ship at Whistler
Below: a Venn Diagram reiterating that you are probably not one of those four or five riders
Things you can't do #2: Nose manual.
Above: an actual nose manual
Below: your nose manual
Things you can't do #3: Build "the sickest jumps ever." You probably you can't ride them, either.
Above: The sickest jumps ever
Below: "The sickest jumps ever"
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Things you can't do #4: Break those cuffs.
