From the amazing show Batman: The Brave and the Bold
comes this epic song full of double meanings and adult jokes from the recent episode "The Mask of Matches Malone!"
I thought I really had to put this up on teh blog :'3
Lyrics:
"Good evening, all you gentlemen
Mobsters, creeps and crooks
Men in tights come after you
And still you're off the hook
For those who scare and terrorize
It's the dawn of a brand new day
YOU SCUM CAN SIMPLY CALL US
THE ONE AND ONLY BIRDS OF PREY
Green Lantern has his special ring
Pretty strong that little thing
Blue Beetle's deeds are really swing
But who will bring him out of his shell
Flash's rogues, they finish last
Too bad sometimes he's just too fast
While all the boys can always save the day
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey (The one and only Birds of Prey)
While all the boys can always save the day
No one does it better
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey
Green Arrow has heroic traits
That is when he's shooting straight (Hey!)
I'm just saying
Aquaman's always courageous
His little fish, less outrageous
Plasticman can expand
Becomes putty in our hands
While all the boys can keep you punks at bay
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey (The one and only Birds of Prey)
While all the boys can always save the day
No one does it better
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey
Batman throws his Batarang
What a weapon, what a bang
Check out that utility belt
Sure can make a girl's heart melt
He's always right there for the save
I'd like to see his secret cave
While Batman does things in his special way
He'd do it better with the Birds of Prey (The one and only Birds of Prey)
While Batman always seems to save the day
No one does it better
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey (Birds of Prey)
Meow"