Sucks so bad. Jon from Diamondback sent me this, expecting I would have something hilarious to say on Team Robot. I've got nothing; It's reached a level of badness that renders even my most powerful weapons useless.
See how far you can make it through. Here's the leader's board right now:
Kyle Thomas: 30 seconds
Charlie Sponsel: 1 minute 20 seconds
Billy Lewis: 1:38
My dad: 2:35
Due to the upchuck reflex, make sure you have a trash can or fairly expendable hat nearby before you hit play.
To get that bad taste out of your mouth, I'll leave you with something that doesn't suck:
No, that sucks, too.
