I don't know if I've posted this already, but if that's going to be a problem for you, you suck anyway.
This video comes straight to us from Team Merkinator. This shit is deadly serious:
Side note: the camera is always stable, indicating the use of a tripod, self filming, and a high likelihood of the type painful, lonely isolation that leads to developing such skills as mid-folding chair walk yo-yo flipping.
I'm impressed.